MATCH MY DUI:

This is a reality TV series idea. You take one of the more recent drunken celebrity train wrecks, prop him/her up in front of a bar with a contestant and you match shots, drug dosages and whatever else is at hand.

They get into two separate cars. Same make and year and same amount of gas and are given a destination to go to.

The police are notified.

The one not arrested is the winner.

Extra points for shaving any body hair. On camera.