A note about Philip K. Dick

Philip K. Dick was abducted many years ago by alien beings from another dimension. He was replaced by an exact replica. The replica does not know this and thinks it is Philip K. Dick

Rejected stand up...jokes no one tells

I had this strange observation. It is probably just my mind being annoyed, but I notice a small trend in Men's magazines  in getting kid actors to pose for them when they reach  adulthood . It's been ongoing. (Years ago) I noticed Linda Blair in a OUI spread. It never occured to me to think that when I initially saw her in THE EXORCIST, head rotating and spewing green puke that I'd ever care enough to want to see her nude when she was of legal age....

Cat Haiku

I love your lamp
but it looks so much better
lying  there on the floor.

Osmean the Cat

there is nothing here

Cat haiku

I want to bite 
your hands and your arms
see you bleed
and slowly walk on.

Helix the Cat

Nothing hampers overall human progress than the thought of "what's in it for me?"

The Priority Box still sits in a plastic tub, still here from the 10th of July. Some one did put a "hazmat" note on it.

Maybe I should take a picture.