persona non sequitur

a review of media by a slightly jaded baby boomer.

Friday, June 13, 2014

What do you have when Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy are a dumpster?

White trash.

Monday, June 09, 2014

The controversy over the name "Washington Redskins" will end. The team will soon be known as "The Washington Foreskins".  Though it appears that name could be trimmed a little.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

FIVE TOP REASONS I DO NOT LIKE LISTS.

The 5 top  reasons I do not like lists

1.  They are not too deep.

2.  They reflect personal bias.

3.  They are rarely informative.

4. They are forgettable.

5.  Writers of blogs with deadlines to fill love them because they require no research.

Monday, August 19, 2013

AUTOMOTIVE HELL #4

I managed to get my radiator fixed. For the need of a ten cent part, I paid $35.00. To have it replaced was $45. Runs well, so far.   What was wrong with it? The radiator's overflow bottle was missing the cap. The replacement had a cap. but it wouldn't fit the one already installed.

Saturday, August 03, 2013

AUTOMOTIVE HELL #3


I had some bad cars. One used to shake and shimmy after the ignition kay was turned off. A few shudders, smoke  emitted from the exhaust and a loud pop were the results.

Another car had the headlights fail randomly while driving,. In order to get them back on, you had to slam on the brakes.

One car drove very well during the day, but would stall curing the night.  This was because the amperage was low and the battery was dying. 

One car was towed to a shop, and I was told it would never run again. I got a new car (sort of new) after that. Months later, I keep seeing that "dead" car on the road. It easy enough to identify.

I have gone to to a mall, misplaced the vehicle,  and found my car, not so much by visuals, but from the bad smell it was emitting. 

I could tell you in sign language how much I hated these cars.

STAND UP NO ONE USES:

Smurfs are back. And still lame. As far and and far as intellect and memes go, they seem to be the  equivalent of herpes to sex.

They are bothersome because they are so vacant.  The previous round of Smurf entry to the psyche was a generation ago, and a joke made the rounds. It went: "what color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?"

I've made up a new entry: "Why do you do if you have a Smurf in your hand?"

Pretend it's bubble wrap.

Monday, July 29, 2013

All of life is a post tramatic stress syndrome response.

RWS

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

AUTOMOTIVE HELL 2

And while I think of it, I can recall my first car. A Ford Mercury.  There wasn't much wrong with it. Though, several months later the regrooved tires fell apart while I was on the New Jersey Turnpike,  and it was only then I discovered the jack wasn't...well, there were three parts, but none of the parts fit one another.

First lesson: check the trunk and see what's missing..