LYME DISEASE CHIC
Well, as a joke I told Giani that they ought to make ear rings to resemble ticks. Might be popular with Goths, or bug chasers. She said she'd had that idea as well, and they would be stud ear rings, not loop. I furthered the idea, that if a person wears such an earring, they should have several, each showing a tick being in a different stage of blood bloat.

Her idea was to use real ticks dipped in some form of plastic and sold that way. It might be difficult to obtain the bloated ones, since trying to use a dog as a tick farm would be considered cruelty, and the larger ones might ferment from the inside, causing some form of disgust (if you're using your imagination right now, you can understand.)

ON BAD FILMS: BLOOD FREAK is given a promo on the box about its being the "world's only turkey-monster-anti-drug-pro-Jesus gore film". And on the bottom of the box reads: "WARNING: This program contains nudity, sexual situations, violence and gobbling." From SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEOS