persona non sequitur

a review of media by a slightly jaded baby boomer.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

George Wells wrote:

>Gary Tesser finally caught the mouse that was teasing and torturing the people in his apartment. He found the mouse caught in one of the glue traps he put out. Not wanting it to struggle and suffer while dying, Gary put the glue trap with mouse in it into his freezer. It died of hypothermia (or whatever you call it). The strange thing was when gary took the dead mouse out he found fire crackers duct taped around the mouse's chest and back. It was a terrorist! luv, George wells
Baron Munchausen must be green with envy.... I suppose the mouse,
incapable of striking a match, was looking for the pilot light on the
gas stove or water heater to set himself off!--Ned Brooks

I don't think I can respond to this...RWS


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