WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

You can name a rock after after them. Yes, it is possible to surprise those folks who seem to have it all, by having a rock named after them. Imagine those jaded faces meeting yours after you announce that a signifigantly sized boulder now bears their name. What you need to do is send $50.00 to the International Rock Registry, and we'll name a real rock after them. It will be a real rock and a map will be sent to you of its whereabouts so that you can actually spend some time looking for your rock. A colorful 8 page mimeographed booklet will let you know all you need to know about rocks, how to find them, what they look like, the mating habits, care and feeding. Act now! Do it today! Send your money without thinking! There's no extra charge! There's no excuse for not acting on the behalf of your loved ones and getting a rock named after them! Remember, "rock" rhymes with "crock".

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