JOKES NO ONE TELLS
Why does Goofy have a hole in his pocket?
So he can count to nine.
Why does Yul Brynner have a hole is his pocket?
So he can run his fingers through his hair.
posted by Robert Whitaker Sirignano @ 2:37 PM
Sunday, August 09, 2009
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- Name: Robert Whitaker Sirignano
- Location: Lower Slower, directly above the center of the earth, United States
write to : rsiriuse@aol.com I work for a living at the USPS, which is an untapped mine of horror and comedy; I am a half blind half deaf dyslexic cartoonist: what I need is a gimmick.
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1 Comments:
I read your joke about Yul Brunner and thought it funny but in my forever naive innocence did not realize its full implications and repeated it to a co-worker...
The dog with his/her head is even funnier if the dog is a cat with her head stuck in a GLASS jar staring out while trying to drink up the last of the milk within (it happened!).
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