A man I once knew name Kurt S. lived in Newark. He was frequently drunk and/or stoned. One day he found a five dollar bill and bought some Budweiser Tall Boys with it. He got to "thinking" and decided to dig up a few extra quarters and some duct tape and went to the laundromat. He found a dryer that had a window and taped the two cans of beer he had left to the inside of the dryer. He used the quarters and sat back and waited.

"They shot their load," he said. But I wasn't prepared for the smell it produced. Like a brewery."

Nice times in the late 70's.

This Halloween past here was a performance artist in New York City who gave out pictures of apples. One of the apples had a razor blade taped to it.