WHY THERE ARE NO REDNECKS IN THE VARIOUS STAR TREK UNIVERSES

a) They won't want to work in the future, either.

b) No place to spit chaw.

c)Can't put the Enterprise up on cement blocks in front of the house.

d) No front porch for the dawgs.

e) No way to throw beer cans out the window.

f) Can't get any road kill for lunch.

g) Can't shoot funny looking aliens or pointy eared people.

h)Unable to use duct tape to repair the Enterprise.

i) No first cousins to marry.

j) Can't call in sick. The Doctor KNOWS.