JOKES NO ONE TELLS

When you were a kid, and you were offered Flintstones vitamins, did you ever wonder if they were trying to introduce cannibalism to you? Or were trying to see what you were? If you eat a Flintstones Vitamin, what does it say about you? Are you gay if you eat Fred or Barney? Or would you just eat Wilma to prove you're straight?

NEAR MISSES

C.S.Lewis: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE FRIENDLY REFRIGERATOR

J.R.R. Tolkien: FRIENDSHIP OF THE RING

Robert A. Heinlein: THE GUY FROM MARS

Harlan Ellison: I AM A LOUDMOUTH WHO CAN'T TALK

THE CRAP OF THE TITANS

STAR WARTS

 Found an old cartoon. It is dated.

AMEBAS