This is my office. I keep track of things going in and things going out. The Route numbers, the drivers, the mail, express and whatever else shows up.

 I make up stuff.

This is not my fault. A few days after I got the job back, I was sent a note from the office which read, Route 117 is now 115; route 205 is now rote 203. And route 211 is now route 213. Route 213 is now Route 207. And so on.

It wasn't in the computer files. It was on the sign in sheets and most of the drivers were clueless for a week.

I made extensive notes for correction. The management said "We'll look into it."

BURNING RUBBER. 

Found on Route 9 about two miles from Odessa, this impressive piece of road tracking is about 1/4 a mile long. It causes me to wonder, what did the kid tell his Father?

"Dad, I need new tires. The old ones are worn out."

"I just bought you new ones last month!"

Possibly, this is an old joke....

AMOEBAS