...and today's sermon will be about unintended irony.

Giani says the line is not new, having seen it as a bumper sticker on a Gothmobile a few years back.

It recalls two other lines of density:

(bumper  sticker) 9 MM is faster than 911.

(T-shirt of atomic explosion) Made in America, tested in Japan.

That last one I saw as a shirt in a Police Catalog. Among all the other shirts about "I'M a Proud PIG", there was that line...

I'm not sure if I ever could have the nerve to wear something like that.  Or the one with the a tom bomb explosion.