TOE NAIL NOTES

The announcement that the NRA and NABMLA would join forces. Was this inevitable? How will it further the goals of either organization?

Stephen King's "Destroy all the trees" campaign came to light again, as his next novel will contain 1000 plus pages. He will be joined by Sarah Palin who "memoriories" will escape the rejected manuscript pile sometime in November.

King's new novel is called UNDER THE DOME, which will attempt to take a half hour TWILIGHT ZONE style idea and bulk it up. Rod Serling on steroids.

I suggest that, IF YOU MUST, read these things, wait a few weeks and they'll show up in remainder bins and Goodwill at vastly reduced prices.

By the way, the reason Stephen King's son Joe adopted a pen name was not so much he didn't want to be identified with Daddy, but because he felt he wouldn't do well being known as "Joe King". TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY, folks.

They have found Obama's birth certificate. It is in George's Bush's library, next to that big pile of WEAPONS OF MASS DESTURCTION, and the pile of Bush's coloring books he wasn't able to finish. And that pile of drunken driving citations his Daddy got him out of.