STAND UP NO ONE USES:

Smurfs are back. And still lame. As far and and far as intellect and memes go, they seem to be the  equivalent of herpes to sex.

They are bothersome because they are so vacant.  The previous round of Smurf entry to the psyche was a generation ago, and a joke made the rounds. It went: "what color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?"

I've made up a new entry: "Why do you do if you have a Smurf in your hand?"

Pretend it's bubble wrap.